*gets a sugar daddy just to pay for textbooks*

vibruhtor:

wow i can’t believe the mic guy was gay!! what a perfect coincidence!!!

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

animals-riding-animals:

majestic dog riding dog

animals-riding-animals:

majestic dog riding dog

animals-riding-animals:

turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)

animals-riding-animals:

turtle riding capybara (pursued by swan)

fendi-noir:

Gorgeous!

fendi-noir:

Gorgeous!

boicult:

me when my fav

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

image

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
—  William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)

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